Hey, sidenote, after every pap smear, I buy myself something special, just to thank myself for having a uterus. I call it my Pap Smear Purchase. Girls, get you a Pap Smear Purchase!! You deserve it!!
Actually, I had every intention to write my blog earlier last week , but then we had the Lice Epidemic of 2017 break out at our house. Only two out of seven of us were hospitable enough to house the unwanted visitors (and those two shall remain nameless due to threats on my life...but if you really want to know, ask Machen. He’ll tell ya.).
It’s been a year since my last blog. I do believe I am the WORLD’S WORST BLOGGER!!!!!! I set a goal last year- I want to be a full time writer, so I made a plan to WRITE. And I did write. On average, I wrote about one blog a year. I don’t know a lot about blogging, but I don’t think that’s very good. But that’s ok because last weekend I was declared the WORLD’S GREATEST MOM!!!!!